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Trevor, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
Hey, uh, Jerry, why don't... why don't you eat my ass?
- Trevor Cramblin -
Trevor, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
It didn't work out. They turned out all to be backstabbers and liars. All 15 of them. They were nasty to him.
- Sue Cramblin -
Trevor, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
It wasn't his fault. They were nasty to him. They wouldn't let him choose what time he came in.
- Sue Cramblin -
Trevor, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
Honestly, he has to sleep in or he'll lose his voice. Besides, he doesn't have time for a job. He's very busy with Rochu.
- Sue Cramblin -
Trevor, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
Rochu is an Ultra Beast Trevor created. Look at the beautiful pictures he makes.
- Sue Cramblin -
Trevor, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
The details are fantastic, Chrissy. Now, Rochu is the king of the Banglo people. And he defeated Malgor in the Battle of Light. He's a Lich Priest. Uh... is that how you say it, Jerry? Am I... Lich... Lich Priest?
- Sue Cramblin -
Trevor, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
I don't freakin' know. It's a bunch of cartoons with their dicks out.
- Jerry -
Trevor, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
They are, Sue. Some artist. Asked him to draw a picture of his mother and me in Wings jerseys, he gives me a freakin' drippin' hog.
- Jerry -
Trevor, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
Chrissy, you should see the details on that hog. It's as if he's seen it. Down... to... the... veins.
- Sue Cramblin -
Trevor, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
I'll clean up. No, no, no, stop. No, no, no, stop, stop. I said stop! I said I'd clean up. Put it back!
- Sue Cramblin -
Trevor, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
You only hit me in my stomach after I just ate, you frickin' idiot!
- Sam Duvet -
Trevor, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
I don't know what to do. I'm trying. Him and Jerry are at each other's throats. Trevor tosses him around like a ragdoll. He has your father's strength. He hit Jerry in the back of the head with a chair and then Rock Bottomed him.
- Sue Cramblin -
Trevor, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
That way he could go straight to work with you. 75 is a nightmare in the morning. He hits traffic, he turns around and goes to the Taco Bell.
- Sue Cramblin -
Trevor, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
Do not enter without knocking. Go back out and try again.
- Trevor Cramblin -
Trevor, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
Oh, what happened? Did Sam get chronic diarrhea and die?
- Trevor Cramblin -
Trevor, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
No, don't even joke about Sam's death. We're gonna die at the same exact time. Even if we're miles apart, our hearts will just know.
- Tim Cramblin -
Trevor, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
Actually, I don't need to be shown how it's done. I know how it's done.
- Trevor Cramblin -
Trevor, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
Do not call me a shithead! I'm giving you a job, a place to live!
- Tim Cramblin -
Trevor, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
Don't hit the dresser! (Shut up!) That used to be yours as a baby!
- Tim Cramblin -
Trevor, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
Trevor, pack your deodorant. Pack your deodorant I got you for Christmas! Thank you!
- Tim Cramblin -
Trevor, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
And maybe the baby craps itself. 'Cause it should be a little bit funny, I think.
- Sam Duvet -
Trevor, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
It's "Battlefield," idiot. I gotta hear people's footsteps. You want me to get fragged like a noob?
- Trevor Cramblin -
Trevor, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
- Make me pregnant! - You're not my wife, idiot. - I wanna be pregnant! - I know my wife's not a clown! - Yes! - I know my wife's not a clown! - Do me, please! Give me a son! - I can't! - Give me a clown son!
- Trevor Cramblin - Tim Cramblin -
Trevor, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
Look at me! Look at me, Trevor! I'm proud of you! I'm proud of you! You're more like Dad than I am. And it kills me to admit that. I'm proud of you, Slipknot.
- Tim Cramblin -
Trevor, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
At the risk of his health! He's sick as a dog. He told me he had to be at the shoot at 7:00 a.m. Even turkeys aren't up at 7:00 a.m.
- Sue Cramblin -
Trevor, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
What the hell, man? You sneak back to Mom's in the middle of the night, leave a puddle of rope on the bed?
- Tim Cramblin -
Trevor, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
Oh, my God. You quit because you're better than me and you didn't wanna make me feel bad. Oh... Give me the Slipknot mask. Give me Shawn Clown.
- Tim Cramblin -
Trevor, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
Trevor! When we were racing, I didn't slow down so you could beat me. I didn't slow down. I just got tired.
- Tim Cramblin -
Trevor, Season: 2, Ep: 4meme it
That's it! Time to take you to the bottom! The Rock Bottom!
- Trevor Cramblin