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Third Floor, Season: 1, Ep: 6meme it
Well, I declare, I'm coming to poop on you.
- Sam Duvet's Butthole -
Third Floor, Season: 1, Ep: 6meme it
Well, if you're traveling, you are going to need your suitcase.
- Tim Cramblin -
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Third Floor, Season: 1, Ep: 6meme it
Uh, you go ahead, my good man. But I still have a stinky little Santa Claus up my butt, and the only chimney is behind Sheila's desk.
- Sam Duvet -
Third Floor, Season: 1, Ep: 6meme it
It's getting there. It's getting there. Can we just zoom in here, pull this out, stretch it, then digitalize it?
- Tim Cramblin -
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Third Floor, Season: 1, Ep: 6meme it
Smug son of a bitch has been here one week. They're on the cover of a magazine? We've been here our entire lives. We've never been on the cover of a magazine.
- Tim Cramblin -
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Third Floor, Season: 1, Ep: 6meme it
Yeah, you can't just throw on a Tigers cap, eat a Coney dog, and all of a sudden you're Kid Rock.
- Tim Cramblin -
Third Floor, Season: 1, Ep: 6meme it
That's a stupid joke. I don't like that joke anymore.
- Tim Cramblin -
Third Floor, Season: 1, Ep: 6meme it
Yeah, thanks for reaching into the garbage and pulling us out.
- Sam Duvet -
Third Floor, Season: 1, Ep: 6meme it
Ah, we can't. We're buried too deep under the ashes of our smoldering city.
- Tim Cramblin -
Third Floor, Season: 1, Ep: 6meme it
Yeah, it's a safe area. This is Detroit, not a third world country.
- Tim Cramblin -
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Third Floor, Season: 1, Ep: 6meme it
Just keep your heads above ya, you know what I mean?
- Sam Duvet -
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Third Floor, Season: 1, Ep: 6meme it
You know, uh, in the end, what you're gonna want to do is digitalize it.
- Sam Duvet -
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Third Floor, Season: 1, Ep: 6meme it
Well, there's your problem. You're starving. Your body's literally eating itself. Let me see if I have any emergency dogs in my desk. I bet I do.
- Tim Cramblin -
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Third Floor, Season: 1, Ep: 6meme it
You know, I used to hate exercise, and then all of a sudden, as if by magic, I decided to love it without telling my best friend.
- Tim Cramblin -
Third Floor, Season: 1, Ep: 6meme it
Fine, I lied! And you know what? They're not that bad.
- Sam Duvet -
Third Floor, Season: 1, Ep: 6meme it
Because, Tim, sometimes you always get mad about everything.
- Sam Duvet -
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Third Floor, Season: 1, Ep: 6meme it
Hey, Lindsay, this is Tim. Glad you liked how gorgeous they were.
- Tim Cramblin -
Third Floor, Season: 1, Ep: 6meme it
Boom. Ba-da bing, Ba-da boom. It's easy peasy. You know what I mean, forget about it. Yea everybody knows.
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