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Smilin' Jack, Season: 1, Ep: 7meme it
No, I only made three copies, man. The rest of this printer paper's for my house.
- Doughnut Perkins -
Smilin' Jack, Season: 1, Ep: 7meme it
You know, when you say "no pressure," it just adds pressure.
- Sam Duvet -
Smilin' Jack, Season: 1, Ep: 7meme it
Well, you're getting this hug. I can tell you that. Come on.
- Sam Duvet -
Smilin' Jack, Season: 1, Ep: 7meme it
I see. Uh...This is some very unexpected news. Uh, please allow me a moment to process it.
- Sam Duvet -
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Smilin' Jack, Season: 1, Ep: 7meme it
Oh, when we're done with you, people are gonna laugh when they hear the name Smith's Baby and Teen Kid Furniture. They'll laugh!
- Tim Cramblin -
Smilin' Jack, Season: 1, Ep: 7meme it
Yea. Good bye. I hope the elevator falls as you get in and it chops you in half.
- Tim Cramblin -
Smilin' Jack, Season: 1, Ep: 7meme it
I wouldn't work for them if Irv pleasured me orally.
- Tim Cramblin -
Smilin' Jack, Season: 1, Ep: 7meme it
What amateur put him on a billboard with his mouth open?
- Sam Duvet -
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Smilin' Jack, Season: 1, Ep: 7meme it
I'm in the sweet spot, not too drunk, not too sober.
- Sam Duvet -
Smilin' Jack, Season: 1, Ep: 7meme it
Jack, you're known all over town as the guy with a dick in his mouth.
- Tim Cramblin -
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Smilin' Jack, Season: 1, Ep: 7meme it
I've seen boobs. I've seen poop. I've seen a butt pooping boobs. I've seen Andre the Giant.
- Sam Duvet -
Smilin' Jack, Season: 1, Ep: 7meme it
I've seen that. Don't get it, but I've seen it.
- Smilin' Jack -
Smilin' Jack, Season: 1, Ep: 7meme it
And let's not forget about the speech bubbles. "I'm hungry for turds." "I'm thirsty for dongs." "Feed me wieners."
- Tim Cramblin -
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Smilin' Jack, Season: 1, Ep: 7meme it
And we hope your store burns down. (No, we don't.) And the fire department can't find a fire hydrant, so they have to put the fire out with piss!
- Tim Cramblin -
Smilin' Jack, Season: 1, Ep: 7meme it
You really think a giant bunk bed's gonna be better than one of our commercials?
- Tim Cramblin -
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Smilin' Jack, Season: 1, Ep: 7meme it
Oh, that is cute! This is cute! Yup! Yes! Yes, Sam!
- Tim Cramblin -
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Smilin' Jack, Season: 1, Ep: 7meme it
Good luck everybody. Smith's Baby and Teen Kid Furniture can suck my dick.
- Chrissy Cramblin -
Smilin' Jack, Season: 1, Ep: 7meme it
That's not necessary. I'm not stupid. I'm not an idiot, okay? I can see that he's not a real ape.
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Smilin' Jack, Season: 1, Ep: 7meme it
The body was found dead in an apartment the FBI is claiming belonged to the real Santa Claus.
- Mort Crim -
Smilin' Jack, Season: 1, Ep: 7meme it
Oh, thank God, 'cause that thing is turning out like pure crap.
- Sam Duvet -
Smilin' Jack, Season: 1, Ep: 7meme it
Advertising, it's...it's brought me nothing but pain and embarrassment. I...Look, I think we should just go our separate ways.
- Smilin' Jack -
Smilin' Jack, Season: 1, Ep: 7meme it
Un... be... lievable. I mean, first, you ruin our perfect commercial. Then you fire us? Ooh, I want to bounce your head against every glass window in this place!
- Sam Duvet -
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Smilin' Jack, Season: 1, Ep: 7meme it
This guy. Can you believe it? Can you fricking believe it?
- Sam Duvet -
Smilin' Jack, Season: 1, Ep: 7meme it
Beautiful, beautiful preteens. You know, fuzz above the boy's lip and gorgeous, innocent faces just covered in zits.
- Doris Smith -
Smilin' Jack, Season: 1, Ep: 7meme it
Best part... we were gonna have a pump attached to the boy's crotch. You know, teen boys just can't control it. Now, it's not that he likes his sister in that way. It's just that, well, they do share a bedroom, and things get confusing.
- Doris Smith -
Smilin' Jack, Season: 1, Ep: 7meme it
Boys, would you like to hear the world's saddest nine-word novel? For sale, shoes for two inflatable preteens, never used.
- Doris Smith -
Smilin' Jack, Season: 1, Ep: 7meme it
Look at this nerdy white guy right here. Oh, his black wife cook him collard greens, he's like, "Oh, thank you for the green beans."
- Doughnut Perkins -
Smilin' Jack, Season: 1, Ep: 7meme it
Old small-ass dick. His wedding day, he was like, "I do." His wedding night, he was like, "Uh, I'm in."
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Smilin' Jack, Season: 1, Ep: 7meme it
Oh, shit, there's two old white people. Can somebody tell me what the "Titanic" was like?
- Doughnut Perkins
