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Sam "The Man", Season: 1, Ep: 3meme it
Sam! Sam! Tim's stomach is upset, and he wants you to come rub his belly.
- Chrissy Cramblin
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Sam "The Man", Season: 1, Ep: 3meme it
Tell him to bring the Vernors. My guts are going nuts.
- Tim Cramblin -
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Sam "The Man", Season: 1, Ep: 3meme it
Excuse me! We're talking! Move it along. Thanks.
- Tim Cramblin -
Sam "The Man", Season: 1, Ep: 3meme it
Oh, so you just interrupt people? Is that your whole gig, you interrupt folks? We don't know who you are.
- Tim Cramblin -
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Sam "The Man", Season: 1, Ep: 3meme it
I didn't order that, and I'm not paying for that. It's a freaking scam, dude.
- Sam Duvet -
Sam "The Man", Season: 1, Ep: 3meme it
Morning hot dogs for Sam and hot dogs benedict for my lady.
- Tim Cramblin -
Sam "The Man", Season: 1, Ep: 3meme it
Well, she did rip my Superman underwear when she took them off.
- Sam Duvet -
Sam "The Man", Season: 1, Ep: 3meme it
He looks like Skeletor with the skin on. Mm-mm-mm!
- Chrissy Cramblin -
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Sam "The Man", Season: 1, Ep: 3meme it
Monochrome suits, earring, the whole nine yards.
- Tim Cramblin -
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Sam "The Man", Season: 1, Ep: 3meme it
No, I'm offended you didn't come to me to produce this ad. I could have done so much with you. Can't even see your nipples.
- Tim Cramblin -
Sam "The Man", Season: 1, Ep: 3meme it
Not bad. A lot of texts, mostly wang pics. The real mistake was using my actual phone number.
- Sam Duvet -
Sam "The Man", Season: 1, Ep: 3meme it
So that's all I am to you, huh? Just some honey boy, huh? That's all I am, just some big dick for money, huh? Is that it?
- Sam Duvet -
Sam "The Man", Season: 1, Ep: 3meme it
Just a veiny wang with a knot at the end and two huge, pendulum balls? Is that all I am, huh?
- Sam Duvet -
Sam "The Man", Season: 1, Ep: 3meme it
Yeah, just a guy with a Joe Louis fist in his pants and a freshly bleached butthole you could eat off of? Mwah! Mama mia.
- Sam Duvet -
Sam "The Man", Season: 1, Ep: 3meme it
Well Rachel, this huge, honking pecker is attached to a body, and that body has a heart and a soul and a brain and arms, feet, neck, and... and... and... and... and... (Sam.) Yeah, I know. I lost the thread there. What was I s... And just a huge pecker!
- Sam Duvet -
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Sam "The Man", Season: 1, Ep: 3meme it
He wasn't all that good and he had an aggressively medium wang.
- Councilwoman Rachel Gwinnett -
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Sam "The Man", Season: 1, Ep: 3meme it
And let me just tell you, there is a lot they're not telling you, man. Trust me. I worked security at Area 51. Got kicked out for banging one of the aliens. She was hot too!
- Tim Cramblin -
Sam "The Man", Season: 1, Ep: 3meme it
She, he, it... It had everything, and I love that. Uh... God, I miss her. I really do.
- Tim Cramblin -
Sam "The Man", Season: 1, Ep: 3meme it
Two fricking stars? Are you kidding me? After you farted in my car? Didn't even roll down the window.
- Tim Cramblin -
Sam "The Man", Season: 1, Ep: 3meme it
I don't know. I think, deep down, I want to sabotage your relationships so I can have you all to myself.
- Tim Cramblin -
Sam "The Man", Season: 1, Ep: 3meme it
I was never really a prostitute. Let's make that clear. She just paid me for sex.
- Sam Duvet
