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• Royals, Season: 2, Ep: 10

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  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or "Better Made Chips: go fuck yourself."

  - Tim Cramblin
  

  

  
• Royals, Season: 2, Ep: 10

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  You're okay, you're okay. You're okay. You all right? All right, that was a big one. Look at that, stinky.

  - Tim Cramblin
  

  

  
• Royals, Season: 2, Ep: 10

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  Okay, well, do you guys have Jolt? (No.) Do you have Surge? Thank you.

  - Tim Cramblin
  

  

  
• Royals, Season: 2, Ep: 10

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  That's good because I'm up to my hog in bass guitars.

  - Crazy Terrance
  

  

  
• Royals, Season: 2, Ep: 10

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  The idea is perfect. I mean, it's simple, it's funny, and it's the only way you're gonna sell your friggin' bass guitars. Jam session over.

  - Sam Duvet
  

  

  
• Royals, Season: 2, Ep: 10

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  You don't say when the jam session's over! No one does! It just kind of fizzles out. You lose the groove, and it fizzles out.

  - Crazy Terrance
  

  

  
• Royals, Season: 2, Ep: 10

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  I'm sorry, but the jam session... you don't tell me when the jam session ends. (I know you don't.) It fizzles out. (It fizzles out.) People drop out one by one, and then it's over.

  - Crazy Terrance
  

  

  
• Royals, Season: 2, Ep: 10

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  I'm bored, and I've been bored all morning. Work should be fun for me. All right? All right, cool. Back to what you were doing. Thank you, everybody.

  - Tim Cramblin
  

  

  
• Royals, Season: 2, Ep: 10

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  I...I...I mean, I don't know. Tommy, yeah, like, maybe get a big ol' suit, biggest one you can find. Tons of buttons. Big ol' floppy hat. Maybe you're clumsy and you drop stuff all the time.

  - Tim Cramblin
  

  

  
• Royals, Season: 2, Ep: 10

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  Uh, yeah, but make it your own, Tommy. You know, maybe lose your watch in a turkey.

  - Tim Cramblin
  

  

  
• Royals, Season: 2, Ep: 10

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  Yes, he does, Lea. You all do!

  - Tim Cramblin
  

  

  
• Royals, Season: 2, Ep: 10

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  That's what this place is now. It's wearing big ol' suits with buttons and dropping shit! And if you don't like it, you can quit like Sam did, and I'll blow my brains out!

  - Tim Cramblin
  

  

  
• Royals, Season: 2, Ep: 10

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  I can't do this!

  - Tim Cramblin
  

  

  
• Royals, Season: 2, Ep: 10

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  Hey, I saw your buddy left. You looking for a new friend?

  - Ramon
  

  

  
• Royals, Season: 2, Ep: 10

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  And I was just trying to be nice. This is what I get for trying to be nice. Oh, God.

  - Ramon
  

  

  
• Royals, Season: 2, Ep: 10

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  Oh! It's got a bush?

  - Sam Duvet
  

  

  
• Royals, Season: 2, Ep: 10

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  Billy, no jazz.

  - Sam Duvet
  

  

  
• Royals, Season: 2, Ep: 10

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  Shirt! So you admit that I didn't grab you!

  - Tim Cramblin
  

  

  
• Royals, Season: 2, Ep: 10

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  'Cause in 10 years my kid's gonna be nine, and, if he's anything like me, he's gonna need braces for his legs 'cause his dick's so big.

  - Sam Duvet
  

  

  
• Royals, Season: 2, Ep: 10

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  Look at me when I'm talking to you!

  - Tim Cramblin
  

  

  
• Royals, Season: 2, Ep: 10

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  You run a business with your son, and I'm corny? You couldn't even find another grown man to go into business with.

  - Tim Cramblin
  

  

  
• Royals, Season: 2, Ep: 10

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  Yeah, and I think it goes without saying that you should get out 'cause one of you's ugly, and it runs in the family.

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• Royals, Season: 2, Ep: 10

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  I will continue to commute to work, but my briefcase will be empty. I will no longer pursue new clients, and I will do nothing to keep the ones we have, and I ask you to do the same. We will keep going until the money runs out, then we die. So from now on, it's Camp Do What You Wanna.

  - Tim Cramblin
  

  

  
• Royals, Season: 2, Ep: 10

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  Well, Pleasure, you're obviously very handsome. Your sperm is clearly stronger than mine, so congratulations.

  - Sam Duvet
  

  

  
• Royals, Season: 2, Ep: 10

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  Congratulations. When you were gone, me and him used to be best friends.

  - Ramon
  

  

  
• Royals, Season: 2, Ep: 10

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  Inside joke.

  - Ramon