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• Quick Rick Mahorn in Dearborn, Season: 1, Ep: 10

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  Hey, how ya doin'? I'll have four Boston Coolers, but put some booze in 'em.

  - Tim Cramblin
  

  

  
• Quick Rick Mahorn in Dearborn, Season: 1, Ep: 10

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  Can I have four White Russians? Maybe put some booze in that?

  - Sam Duvet
  

  

  
• Quick Rick Mahorn in Dearborn, Season: 1, Ep: 10

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  You know what? Four more Boston Coolers. No booze. I'll tell you what. You know what? Put some booze in them. A little booze in those.

  - Tim Cramblin
  

  

  
• Quick Rick Mahorn in Dearborn, Season: 1, Ep: 10

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  This was actually from mixed martial arts fighting. Yeah, guy ripped off my patella. I just sort of threw myself into it after Susan left me. I was horrible at it, you know. Just kept getting my ass kicked by black guys.

  - Carter Grant
  

  

  
• Quick Rick Mahorn in Dearborn, Season: 1, Ep: 10

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  Yeah, well, you're gonna think this is made up, but my dad cut off my hand.

  - Carter Grant
  

  

  
• Quick Rick Mahorn in Dearborn, Season: 1, Ep: 10

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  Wait, that campaign was for a specific car? I thought it was just for Chrysler in general.

  - Tim Cramblin
  

  

  
• Quick Rick Mahorn in Dearborn, Season: 1, Ep: 10

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  I should go sit down, as I'm in a great deal of pain.

  - Carter Grant
  

  

  
• Quick Rick Mahorn in Dearborn, Season: 1, Ep: 10

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  Is that Kid Rock again?

  - Sam Duvet
  

  

  
• Quick Rick Mahorn in Dearborn, Season: 1, Ep: 10

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  Rick Mahorn from the Pistons has a car dealership? I did not know that.

  - Richard Karn
  

  

  
• Quick Rick Mahorn in Dearborn, Season: 1, Ep: 10

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  I can help you. It's me, Quick Rick Mahorn of Dearborn. My parents were killed in an alley, so I became a superhero who can run fast. I can put you into an affordable used car like that.

  - Rick Mahorn
  

  

  
• Quick Rick Mahorn in Dearborn, Season: 1, Ep: 10

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  My work here is done. I think I'll run to France and get me a croissant. Ooh, la, la.

  - Rick Mahorn
  

  

  
• Quick Rick Mahorn in Dearborn, Season: 1, Ep: 10

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  We set in motion a chain of events that ruined a man's life.

  - Sam Duvet
  

  

  
• Quick Rick Mahorn in Dearborn, Season: 1, Ep: 10

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  I mean, bless his heart, but Rick Mahorn can't act his way out of a wet paper bag.

  - Sam Duvet
  

  

  
• Quick Rick Mahorn in Dearborn, Season: 1, Ep: 10

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  Quicken Loans, Bicken Bones.

  - Tim Cramblin
  

  

  
• Quick Rick Mahorn in Dearborn, Season: 1, Ep: 10

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  In order to afford the dream home, the family needs a loan. Why? Because two maniacs ran over their dad and ruined his life. So the dad's long gone.

  - Tim Cramblin
  

  

  
• Quick Rick Mahorn in Dearborn, Season: 1, Ep: 10

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  Buying a home should be fun. It shouldn't be scary. It shouldn't make you think of your own mortality and that we're all gonna die and one day, a man's gonna shove cotton up your butthole.

  - Tim Cramblin
  

  

  
• Quick Rick Mahorn in Dearborn, Season: 1, Ep: 10

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  I apologize. I'm going through some personal stuff right now, and I think some of it's seeping out.

  - Tim Cramblin
  

  

  
• Quick Rick Mahorn in Dearborn, Season: 1, Ep: 10

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  I'm sorry. I can't do this. I'm well aware that we have you in the palm of our hands right now, and I could pull down this card right now, show you this mascot. Oh. Oh! And it would blow each and every one of you out of the water. But I'm afraid that would all be fruit from a poisonous tree.

  - Tim Cramblin
  

  

  
• Quick Rick Mahorn in Dearborn, Season: 1, Ep: 10

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  You know, I wish people would quit doing that! It's mean!

  - Tim Cramblin
  

  

  
• Quick Rick Mahorn in Dearborn, Season: 1, Ep: 10

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  I've got to see this mascot.

  - Judy Thompson
  

  

  
• Quick Rick Mahorn in Dearborn, Season: 1, Ep: 10

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  Huck's been shot. He's dead. He's in heaven.

  - Rick Mahorn
  

  

  
• Quick Rick Mahorn in Dearborn, Season: 1, Ep: 10

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  And so the proof turned out not to be in the pudding but, rather, in the murderer's blood and semen.

  - Mort Crim
  

  

  
• Quick Rick Mahorn in Dearborn, Season: 1, Ep: 10

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  So I guess you're saying getting hit by that car was the best thing that ever happened to you.

  - Tim Cramblin
  

  

  
• Quick Rick Mahorn in Dearborn, Season: 1, Ep: 10

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  You guys ran over me. You did. You put a bag of chips on my head, and you dumped me in the woods, and you left me for dead.

  - Carter Grant
  

  

  
• Quick Rick Mahorn in Dearborn, Season: 1, Ep: 10

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  You dumb son of a bitches ruined my life.

  - Carter Grant
  

  

  
• Quick Rick Mahorn in Dearborn, Season: 1, Ep: 10

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  Oh, you think I'm just gonna let you off by sucking my dick?

  - Carter Grant
  

  

  
• Quick Rick Mahorn in Dearborn, Season: 1, Ep: 10

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  Cover up your hog!

  - Tim Cramblin
  

  

  
• Quick Rick Mahorn in Dearborn, Season: 1, Ep: 10

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  I'd piss on you right now, but I'm a Chrysler man. That's not how we do things.

  - Carter Grant