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Lois, Season: 2, Ep: 7meme it
Sam Duvet at the bat. They've just integrated the league. He's coming to us from the Roman candle baseball negro leagues.
- Tim Cramblin -
Lois, Season: 2, Ep: 7meme it
He was not very good there, but he is fantastic with the whites.
- Tim Cramblin -
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Lois, Season: 2, Ep: 7meme it
Lot of folks in the stands not happy with the decision. "Get him off the field! This a white man's sport! They'll steal our women!"
- Tim Cramblin -
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Lois, Season: 2, Ep: 7meme it
Yeah, Lois, you're no prize yourself. You're pretty old, you smoke, you eat like crap. Frickin' disgusting.
- Tim Cramblin -
Lois, Season: 2, Ep: 7meme it
Heck no, I'm packed full of sperm. They're huge too. I can feel them inside me right now. Sometimes they hurt when they blast out.
- Tim Cramblin -
Lois, Season: 2, Ep: 7meme it
I don't think it was the last cigarette that did it. Plus she ate like shit.
- Tim Cramblin -
Lois, Season: 2, Ep: 7meme it
I don't know what I'm gonna do without Lois. Who's gonna make my sandwich? Who's gonna make my bed?
- Elwood Warfield -
Lois, Season: 2, Ep: 7meme it
Yeah, I just want to say it was a beautiful service, but you and I both know you wouldn't have gotten those laughs if you weren't a pastor.
- Tim Cramblin -
Lois, Season: 2, Ep: 7meme it
Oh, it's no big deal. I don't care. I'm just saying you're not actually funny, so don't feel proud about today.
- Tim Cramblin -
Lois, Season: 2, Ep: 7meme it
This is the kitchen. Lois used to make sandwiches for me in here when she was alive. Now she's sandwiches for worms. I sure am hungry.
- Elwood Warfield -
Lois, Season: 2, Ep: 7meme it
You check out Fred and his double chins? His neck lookin' like a sideways butt.
- Chrissy Cramblin -
Lois, Season: 2, Ep: 7meme it
The other day, Fred farted so hard his back went out.
- Chrissy Cramblin -
Lois, Season: 2, Ep: 7meme it
It's not hard! Just put two pieces of bread around slices of meat!
- Tim Cramblin -
Lois, Season: 2, Ep: 7meme it
No! If your spouse dies and you remarry, you go to Hell, man!
- Tim Cramblin -
Lois, Season: 2, Ep: 7meme it
Oh, man, they'd probably say something like, "Little Joey's so short he needs a ladder to go down on Tinkerbell." You know, like he'd have to climb up that ladder to eat out her vagina or something like that.
- Margaret -
Lois, Season: 2, Ep: 7meme it
They'd say, "Fred's neck is so weak, he has to ask his tits for lunch money."
- Margaret -
Lois, Season: 2, Ep: 7meme it
All right! You got me! I talk "proper"! I can't even see with these on. So, okay. So what? So because I talk proper that means I talk white? And then thus, to speak improperly means you speak black? Are we okay with this? Are we okay with this as a people? Hmm?
- Sam Duvet -
Lois, Season: 2, Ep: 7meme it
You know what's cool? Being your ding-dong self. How 'bout that?
- Sam Duvet -
Lois, Season: 2, Ep: 7meme it
Oh, heavens, is there pineapple in this Hpnotiq? I'm allergic to pineapple! It's not funny! It's a legitimate allergy! I need an antihistamine or an EpiPen!
- Sam Duvet -
Lois, Season: 2, Ep: 7meme it
Elwood Warfield was a dedicated friend, a loving husband, and though unemployed, he made life his job, which I guess he's now been fired from.
