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Little Caesars, Season: 2, Ep: 9meme it
Uh, s-sorry, you each have a...a pepperoni on your face.
- Reilly Clair
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Little Caesars, Season: 2, Ep: 9meme it
How embarrassing. First we donate $10,000 to charity, and now we got pepperoni on our faces.
- Sam Duvet -
Little Caesars, Season: 2, Ep: 9meme it
I mean, I guess I see what's funny about that. I guess, I mean, like, but wouldn't it be funnier if I had gotten knocked out? I mean, what's funny about not flinching?
- Sam Duvet -
Little Caesars, Season: 2, Ep: 9meme it
Is it true that the water fountains here shoot out cheese and not water?
- Tim Cramblin -
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Little Caesars, Season: 2, Ep: 9meme it
Meet me? Are you kidding? It's me, Paul. I remember when you used to fit in the palm of my hand. Heck, kid, I used to change your diapers.
- Paul -
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Little Caesars, Season: 2, Ep: 9meme it
No introduction is needed for me. I used to change that guy's diapers.
- Paul -
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Little Caesars, Season: 2, Ep: 9meme it
There he is! I've seen this guy naked from head to toe.
- Paul -
Little Caesars, Season: 2, Ep: 9meme it
I used to change his diaper. This kid would eat anything he got his hands on. And then his face would scrunch up and turn red and bam! It would should out the front, the back, and everywhere. And I used to have to clean up every inch.
- Paul -
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Little Caesars, Season: 2, Ep: 9meme it
Yeah, shut the blinds if you don't want us to see your fancy pizza ball!
- Tim Cramblin -
Little Caesars, Season: 2, Ep: 9meme it
Oh, I've seen that look before. You're getting ready to take a big dump. And in a minute, I'll be wiping your little bun down with a wet towel and pouring baby powder on your tuchus, so your anus wouldn't turn red as Rudolph's nose.
- Paul -
Little Caesars, Season: 2, Ep: 9meme it
I'm just proud of you. But I bet your dumps are way bigger and way messier. I'd love to see 'em, even if just in the toilet.
- Paul -
Little Caesars, Season: 2, Ep: 9meme it
Let's get our pea coats and go. - Let's get our pea coats and get out of here.
- Sam Duvet - Tim Cramblin -
Little Caesars, Season: 2, Ep: 9meme it
Uh... ah. When... you know, when I was first hit in the head with a football, I-I thought, hmm, this would be a great commercial, because it was funny, you know, and I always thought it was funny. Uh, and I was always in on the joke. So, to you I say... welcome to the joke!
- Sam Duvet -
Little Caesars, Season: 2, Ep: 9meme it
Commercials have the power to change the world.
- Tim Cramblin -
Little Caesars, Season: 2, Ep: 9meme it
We beat you, you lost, you're a piece of shit, and nobody loves you.
- Sam Duvet -
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Little Caesars, Season: 2, Ep: 9meme it
God bless you. May... Thank you. And never... never... let a teacher tell you that you're fat.
- Tim Cramblin
