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Husky Boys, Season: 1, Ep: 9meme it
Okay. To bring it all home, we feature your soon-to-be-famous elastic band jeans being worn by a real blue-ribbon butterball. I apologize. That is what's written down there. I am sorry about that. Husky boy. Being worn by a husky boy.
- Tim Cramblin -
Husky Boys, Season: 1, Ep: 9meme it
Let's see, uh, "Husky Boys: keep your wallet as fat as your kid."
- Sam Duvet -
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Husky Boys, Season: 1, Ep: 9meme it
Yeah, he came in to pitch an ad for our back to school sale, and he had us close our eyes, and when we opened them, he had pulled out this briefcase. Swear to God, it was filled to the brim with shit. And he walked around the table and put a little handful in front of each of us.
- Chuck -
Husky Boys, Season: 1, Ep: 9meme it
As he made his way up the table, I realized he only had the front half of his suit. He had cut out the rest. Totally naked in the back. I found that to be odd.
- Chuck -
Husky Boys, Season: 1, Ep: 9meme it
So there we were, sitting there, little servings of shit in front of us, staring at this half-naked man, and you know what? We were still waiting for him to bring it all home. That's how good he was, man.
- Chuck -
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Husky Boys, Season: 1, Ep: 9meme it
"Husky Boy Jeans. They're not food, but you'll still love them."
- Sam Duvet -
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Husky Boys, Season: 1, Ep: 9meme it
Yes, Sam and I pitched you an idea about a boat captain piloting a battleship down a river made of potato chips. You said you'd think about it and get back to us. That was three years ago.
- Tim Cramblin -
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Husky Boys, Season: 1, Ep: 9meme it
Small potatoes. Let's go reel us in a big fish from Downriver.
- Big Hank Cramblin -
Husky Boys, Season: 1, Ep: 9meme it
I don't get it. Did Dan from Downriver Ale kill a guy in Mexico?
- Tim Cramblin -
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Husky Boys, Season: 1, Ep: 9meme it
You know, I have to say something. I didn't particularly like that joke. I love my wife. I respect her. And before I tell a joke, I like to ask myself, "If she was sitting right next to me, would I tell this joke?" That comment crossed the line. I don't think it was very funny.
- Tim Cramblin -
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Husky Boys, Season: 1, Ep: 9meme it
Oh, so that's the top story now? That I had two pieces of cake for lunch?
- Sam Duvet -
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Husky Boys, Season: 1, Ep: 9meme it
"Husky Boys: We're gonna hide the way you look."
- Tim Cramblin -
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Husky Boys, Season: 1, Ep: 9meme it
"Husky Boys: 'Cause you can't wear a little sailor suit forever."
- Tim Cramblin -
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Husky Boys, Season: 1, Ep: 9meme it
Guards at the Wayne County Insane Asylum went on strike this morning after their paychecks bounced. When pressed for comment, lawmakers said it was not a mistake, saying, quote "We were just hoping they wouldn't notice." And while the cats were away, the mice escaped, as shown in this security footage.
- Mort Crim -
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Husky Boys, Season: 1, Ep: 9meme it
Tonight, dangerous lunatics are scattered around the city of Detroit. But what else is new, right?
- Mort Crim -
Husky Boys, Season: 1, Ep: 9meme it
There's a gigantic man in your office. He gave me some great notes on a commercial, and then he asked me to cut out the back half of his suit.
- Lea -
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Husky Boys, Season: 1, Ep: 9meme it
Damn it, Tim. We missed the Chump of the Week. And you know Mort doesn't put stuff online.
- Sam Duvet -
Husky Boys, Season: 1, Ep: 9meme it
Hi, this is Tim Cramblin from Cramblin-Duvet Advertising. We have one of your lunatics. It's my dad, Hank Cramblin.
- Tim Cramblin -
Husky Boys, Season: 1, Ep: 9meme it
We out here drivin' late at night, lookin' for crazy people what a fright, you look to the left, look to the right...
- Wayne County Insane Asylum Orderlies -
Husky Boys, Season: 1, Ep: 9meme it
Uh, yeah, hi, we have my dad, who escaped from your asylum.
- Tim Cramblin -
Husky Boys, Season: 1, Ep: 9meme it
Okay, if you can, bring him in yourselves. We got a lot of nutballs to scoop up...No offense to your father.
- Darron -
Husky Boys, Season: 1, Ep: 9meme it
Whoa, what's Santa got old Wallace here? What? It's an empty bottle of gin, Wallace. We found so many in your desk, we figured you collected them.
- Big Hank Cramblin -
Husky Boys, Season: 1, Ep: 9meme it
How about we go to Lindell AC and get us a burger? - Oh, sorry, Dad. That closed. - Chin Tiki? - Demolished. - Boblo Island. - It's condos now. - House I grew up in? - It's a hipster bar. - Michigan Theater. - It's a parking garage. - Silverdome. - Abandoned. - Old Tiger Stadium. - Dad, they closed Tiger Stadium before you went nuts.
- Big Hank Cramblin - Tim Cramblin -
Husky Boys, Season: 1, Ep: 9meme it
Okay, I'd like to see the sunrise one last time. Detroit still has a sun, right?
- Big Hank Cramblin -
Husky Boys, Season: 1, Ep: 9meme it
Well, there you go, Pop. We give you one Detroit sunrise.
- Tim Cramblin -
Husky Boys, Season: 1, Ep: 9meme it
Ah, small potatoes, big potatoes. Hey, it's food on the table. Proud of you.
- Big Hank Cramblin -
Husky Boys, Season: 1, Ep: 9meme it
You know, there's something I've been wanting to tell you. The meeting at Hudson's? (Yea.) The shit in the briefcase? (Yea.) Wasn't my shit.
- Big Hank Cramblin -
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Husky Boys, Season: 1, Ep: 9meme it
Did he say it wasn't his shit? (Yea.) I mean, that makes it worse, doesn't it?
- Sam Duvet -
Husky Boys, Season: 1, Ep: 9meme it
It was actually a great day. It's like we were spending time with the best version of my dad. There was no anger, fits of rage, paranoia. Fecal hoarding. Maybe he is actually getting better.
- Tim Cramblin
