Detroiters Quote Database

• Hark Motors, Season: 2, Ep: 8

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  You all full, Kathy?

  - Tim Cramblin
  

  

  
• Hark Motors, Season: 2, Ep: 8

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  I'm so full, I could barf a horse.

  - Sam Duvet
  

  

  
• Hark Motors, Season: 2, Ep: 8

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  I will! Hey, buddy. Boner! Oh... Shit!

  - Tim Cramblin
  

  

  
• Hark Motors, Season: 2, Ep: 8

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  Frickin' husband's a psycho.

  - Tim Cramblin
  

  

  
• Hark Motors, Season: 2, Ep: 8

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  You're gonna go to jail one day. That's a promise.

  - Tim Cramblin
  

  

  
• Hark Motors, Season: 2, Ep: 8

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  I never said I saw Big Bird. I said I saw the kind of bird Big Bird is.

  - Tim Cramblin
  

  

  
• Hark Motors, Season: 2, Ep: 8

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  Yes, please take this down. Congratulations... congratulations. You've awoken the beast, and now the beast is gonna bite ya back.

  - Sam Duvet
  

  

  
• Hark Motors, Season: 2, Ep: 8

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  Ryan Lepchek, you tall, fat drink of crap.

  - Sam Duvet
  

  

  
• Hark Motors, Season: 2, Ep: 8

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  Don't come to our toilet, reach in, and pull out our shit!

  - Tim Cramblin
  

  

  
• Hark Motors, Season: 2, Ep: 8

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  See... now that we know how the game is played, we're gonna play that game ourselves. And I'ma let you know a little something. We play for keeps.

  - Sam Duvet
  

  

  
• Hark Motors, Season: 2, Ep: 8

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  Well, guys, if you think you win by playing the game, then you've already lost, so...

  - Ryan Lepchek
  

  

  
• Hark Motors, Season: 2, Ep: 8

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  No reason? The man cut his dick off in the break room!

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• Hark Motors, Season: 2, Ep: 8

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  Be careful, there's dick blood everywhere. W-watch your feet, you got on dress shoes.

  - Ned
  

  

  
• Hark Motors, Season: 2, Ep: 8

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  Oh, my God, you hit my friend, you friggin' psycho!

  - Tim Cramblin
  

  

  
• Hark Motors, Season: 2, Ep: 8

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  No, you wasn't. You were still coming back like an idiot.

  - Tim Cramblin
  

  

  
• Hark Motors, Season: 2, Ep: 8

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  Don't just eat the blood capsules. Are you just swallowing 'em?

  - Tim Cramblin
  

  

  
• Hark Motors, Season: 2, Ep: 8

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  Yeah, I'm not even seriously dating anyone right now. It's not that I'm a player, it's just, I like the idea of a first kiss.

  - Sam Duvet
  

  

  
• Hark Motors, Season: 2, Ep: 8

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  But I don't want to bring a boxer to a knife fight. I want the kind of guys that'll bring a gun to a kid's birthday party.

  - Allen Hark
  

  

  
• Hark Motors, Season: 2, Ep: 8

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  Lepchek! You old barrel of dog piss and dog shit.

  - Tim Cramblin
  

  

  
• Hark Motors, Season: 2, Ep: 8

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  D-E-A-D.

  - Sam Duvet
  

  

  
• Hark Motors, Season: 2, Ep: 8

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  Sam, you'll be interested in this. It's the ceremony where I became an honorary black man. That's why I'm allowed to say the N word.

  - Allen Hark
  

  

  
• Hark Motors, Season: 2, Ep: 8

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  You've invented a shitting car.

  - Sam Duvet
  

  

  
• Hark Motors, Season: 2, Ep: 8

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  You spent $200 million on a shitting car and a robot with boobs?

  - Tim Cramblin
  

  

  
• Hark Motors, Season: 2, Ep: 8

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  No! I don't want that. It's broken!

  - Sam Duvet