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Happy Birthday Mr. Duvet, Season: 1, Ep: 5meme it
You know what he needs to do? Start eating soft foods so he won't have to get dentures in a minute.
- David
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Happy Birthday Mr. Duvet, Season: 1, Ep: 5meme it
I've got a little something special planned for tonight.
- David -
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Happy Birthday Mr. Duvet, Season: 1, Ep: 5meme it
Yes, son. One should never stop evolving.
- Lawrence Duvet -
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Happy Birthday Mr. Duvet, Season: 1, Ep: 5meme it
Greetings. Greetings, all of you. My perfect wife and I would like to welcome you to the celebration of my 60th birthday.
- Lawrence Duvet -
Happy Birthday Mr. Duvet, Season: 1, Ep: 5meme it
But now, if you're gonna make a speech, pretend that there's a little, tiny baby seated way in the back facing the wall. That baby needs to hear your speech as well.
- Lawrence Duvet -
Happy Birthday Mr. Duvet, Season: 1, Ep: 5meme it
All right. Enough with the formalities. I think we all know what time it is.
- Lawrence Duvet -
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Happy Birthday Mr. Duvet, Season: 1, Ep: 5meme it
Wait. Was that the joke? I guess it's kind of funny.
- Tim Cramblin -
Happy Birthday Mr. Duvet, Season: 1, Ep: 5meme it
I bet you drive a funny little car.
- Tim Cramblin -
Happy Birthday Mr. Duvet, Season: 1, Ep: 5meme it
You know, I'm not gonna get every joke.
- Tim Cramblin -
Happy Birthday Mr. Duvet, Season: 1, Ep: 5meme it
You're fiddling with your balls. You do that when you're upset.
- Molly -
Happy Birthday Mr. Duvet, Season: 1, Ep: 5meme it
Now, who did this to you? You know I can have anyone thrown in jail whenever I feel like it. I don't even need a reason.
- Molly -
Happy Birthday Mr. Duvet, Season: 1, Ep: 5meme it
There was this one guy, innocent as a newborn baby. I cuffed and stuffed him in the back of my car just to see what would happen and I was not disappointed. (Stop. Stop... stop it.) He pissed himself.
- Molly -
Happy Birthday Mr. Duvet, Season: 1, Ep: 5meme it
Oh, hey, Molly. Oink, oink. I thought I smelled bacon. I thought this was a birthday party, not a pig roast.
- Tim Cramblin -
Happy Birthday Mr. Duvet, Season: 1, Ep: 5meme it
Now, if I may quote the great Homer, Let's Hustle!
- Lawrence Duvet -
Happy Birthday Mr. Duvet, Season: 1, Ep: 5meme it
Hey, back off my husband, man.
- Chrissy Cramblin -
Happy Birthday Mr. Duvet, Season: 1, Ep: 5meme it
I'm just saying, there is a clown in the room. These pies are toast.
- Tim Cramblin -
Happy Birthday Mr. Duvet, Season: 1, Ep: 5meme it
David, you have a degree in economics.
- Lawrence Duvet -
Happy Birthday Mr. Duvet, Season: 1, Ep: 5meme it
He asked Santa for a huge hog...and he gave it to him?
- Tim Cramblin -
Happy Birthday Mr. Duvet, Season: 1, Ep: 5meme it
To the best father...in the whole wide world.
- Chrissy Cramblin -
Happy Birthday Mr. Duvet, Season: 1, Ep: 5meme it
That's my husband! That's my husband!
- Chrissy Cramblin -
Happy Birthday Mr. Duvet, Season: 1, Ep: 5meme it
Oh! Now, ladies and gentlemen, I would hate to have anybody try to follow that amazing speech. Therefore...Let's Hustle!
- Lawrence Duvet -
Happy Birthday Mr. Duvet, Season: 1, Ep: 5meme it
Look around, kid. The only clown in this room is you.
- Mr. Bones -
Happy Birthday Mr. Duvet, Season: 1, Ep: 5meme it
He did flush. He flushed five times, but there was so much poop that it got stuck in the pipe.
- Lawrence Duvet -
Happy Birthday Mr. Duvet, Season: 1, Ep: 5meme it
Yeah. And I pooped too. You're also smelling my crap.
- Tim Cramblin -
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Happy Birthday Mr. Duvet, Season: 1, Ep: 5meme it
I am very happy because today is my birthday.
- Lawrence Duvet
