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Farmer Zack, Season: 2, Ep: 5meme it
Yeah, we've been doing Sudoku puzzles so we don't go nuts when we're old people.
- Tim Cramblin -
Farmer Zack, Season: 2, Ep: 5meme it
Ah, it's just a commercial, babe. Who cares? I mean, it's not like I came.
- Sam Duvet -
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Farmer Zack, Season: 2, Ep: 5meme it
I don't normally comment on the commercials, but that grocery store commercial makes me just a little horny.
- Mort Crim -
Farmer Zack, Season: 2, Ep: 5meme it
Yeah, of course it's a joke. I think it's funnier than you do, actually.
- Tim Cramblin -
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Farmer Zack, Season: 2, Ep: 5meme it
Mike! Don't squeeze the melons like that, man, I can smell your fingers on it!
- Randy -
Farmer Zack, Season: 2, Ep: 5meme it
Oh, I'm sorry, man. My apologies, man. Tsunami of apologies to you.
- Randy -
Farmer Zack, Season: 2, Ep: 5meme it
He just had his dick in a melon. He's got his dick in a melon!
- Randy -
Farmer Zack, Season: 2, Ep: 5meme it
Oh, she's buying the dick melon. She's buying the dick... ma'am! Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am! A man had his penis in that.
- Tim Cramblin -
Farmer Zack, Season: 2, Ep: 5meme it
Yeah. When Sam's around her, he's completely lost his star factor.
- Tim Cramblin -
Farmer Zack, Season: 2, Ep: 5meme it
His star factor. That special something that makes you go from a face in the crowd to a face in lights.
- Tim Cramblin -
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Farmer Zack, Season: 2, Ep: 5meme it
Chucky grow up to get ugly?! Chucky's ugly as a boy! Bad logic. Next.
- Tim Cramblin -
Farmer Zack, Season: 2, Ep: 5meme it
How am I a McRib?! I'm a man with a big old hog! Put that in the video!
- Tim Cramblin -
Farmer Zack, Season: 2, Ep: 5meme it
It was like feeling up a girl and there's turds in her bra.
- Tim Cramblin -
Farmer Zack, Season: 2, Ep: 5meme it
It didn't get any wood. Look. No wood. Flat as a board. You know? Well, that's a piss dot right there. Sometimes when I urine, I don't stop it all the way. And, you know, it comes out on my clothes.
- Randy -
Farmer Zack, Season: 2, Ep: 5meme it
Hey, pig. Get ourselves some lettuce and tomato, and we got ourselves a BLT.
- Tim Cramblin -
Farmer Zack, Season: 2, Ep: 5meme it
It's fine. I actually need this right now. Somebody called me Chucky on the Internet.
- Tim Cramblin -
Farmer Zack, Season: 2, Ep: 5meme it
And then, when we went through your stool, there were two diamond rings in there. That's how I knew you were cheating on me.
- Sam Duvet -
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Farmer Zack, Season: 2, Ep: 5meme it
"I love your tutorials, but your husband's not hot enough for you." Disagree. "Gross husband." Disagree. "This girl's married to the Penguin." No, she's not! Disagree! "Watch out, Chrissy, there's a fat ghost in your room." Bullshit!
- Tim Cramblin -
Farmer Zack, Season: 2, Ep: 5meme it
Listen up, society. You are now ordered to cease and desist the teasing of one Tim Cramblin. We are the agents of chaos. Stop teasing him!
- Tim Cramblin -
Farmer Zack, Season: 2, Ep: 5meme it
Sorry, bud. You look like a friggin' smoke show.
- Tim Cramblin -
Farmer Zack, Season: 2, Ep: 5meme it
I know. I'm a hot piece of ass. Perfect ten. Girls want to bang me, and guys want to be me being banged by them.
- Sam Duvet -
Farmer Zack, Season: 2, Ep: 5meme it
Well, I bet you got a lot of offers for HJs or BJs or whatever's else was on the menu. I bet they wanted it all.
- Sam Duvet -
Farmer Zack, Season: 2, Ep: 5meme it
Okay, you two. Make love to my ears. Bareback, baby. No Jimmy. Raw dog.
- Tim Cramblin -
Farmer Zack, Season: 2, Ep: 5meme it
Oh, my God, super cute. Let's do it again, okay? Raw dog. No raincoat.
- Tim Cramblin -
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Farmer Zack, Season: 2, Ep: 5meme it
Long as you get to hit them skins one last time.
- Tim Cramblin -
Farmer Zack, Season: 2, Ep: 5meme it
Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I never said my balls came out, okay? I mean, they did. Got a huge laugh.
- Sam Duvet -
Farmer Zack, Season: 2, Ep: 5meme it
Chrissy's right. She could've turned out to be a child molester.
- Tim Cramblin -
Farmer Zack, Season: 2, Ep: 5meme it
Well, I'm just... I'm just saying, Chrissy's saying, ten years is a long time. A lot could happen. She could turned into a child molester.
- Tim Cramblin -
