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Duvet Family Reunion, Season: 2, Ep: 3meme it
Everybody's gonna be pumped to see the plate man.
- Tim Cramblin
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Duvet Family Reunion, Season: 2, Ep: 3meme it
You've had a girlfriend that you've hid from me for a month?
- Tim Cramblin -
Duvet Family Reunion, Season: 2, Ep: 3meme it
I shop for Chrissy at Ann Taylor. I'm just saying, I think they'd be very interested in knowing that someone's selling a cheaper version.
- Tim Cramblin -
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Duvet Family Reunion, Season: 2, Ep: 3meme it
Bulldozed it? I have been nothing but lovely to all Sam's girlfriends. I was a perfect gentleman to Dump Truck Debra. I've been nice to all of them. Stupid Sarah, Dumb Beth, Debbie "The Animal" Steel, the Worm.
- Tim Cramblin -
Duvet Family Reunion, Season: 2, Ep: 3meme it
You're a family of liars! Big, fake liars!
- Tim Cramblin -
Duvet Family Reunion, Season: 2, Ep: 3meme it
"Quick thank you to Grandpa Charles." He's dead. Sad.
- Sam Duvet -
Duvet Family Reunion, Season: 2, Ep: 3meme it
"Marry Mom"? I was 7, again, when I wrote this, so... Still seems kind of old to want to do that. Really should have looked over this at some point since then.
- Sam Duvet -
Duvet Family Reunion, Season: 2, Ep: 3meme it
Yeah, yeah, but there's really no way to tell. I mean, it's not like you can boo a gospel singer.
- Tim Cramblin -
Duvet Family Reunion, Season: 2, Ep: 3meme it
No, she's... she is so nice. She's lovely, lovely. But did anybody taste the potato salad she brought? I mean, I don't want to say it's bland, but I saw a fly land on it, fly away, come back with some salt.
- Tim Cramblin -
Duvet Family Reunion, Season: 2, Ep: 3meme it
Too bad she can't lose any weight in that big ol' head of hers.
- Tim Cramblin -
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Duvet Family Reunion, Season: 2, Ep: 3meme it
Yeah, no, she's so sweet. She's made of sugar. Hope it doesn't rain; she turns into a fuckin' puddle!
- Tim Cramblin -
Duvet Family Reunion, Season: 2, Ep: 3meme it
Daddy cares. You quit the waffle station right in the middle of Mothers' Day brunch. People just pouring syrup on waffle batter. So sad.
- Chrissy Cramblin -
Duvet Family Reunion, Season: 2, Ep: 3meme it
Whoo, you call this well-done? I took a bite out of it; it said, "Ouch, you hurting me!"
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Duvet Family Reunion, Season: 2, Ep: 3meme it
Hey! Hey, you kids! Don't go wandering off in them woods. Might mess around and get snatched up by the Fork Bandit! Y'all don't know who the Fork Bandit is? They don't know who the Fork Bandit is. He was a kid, just like you. He wandered off from a barbecue, couldn't find his family, and now he's a dusty crackhead with nothing but a fork!
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Duvet Family Reunion, Season: 2, Ep: 3meme it
No, I don't. I just don't think a little kid's joke is ever going to make me, an adult man, laugh. Thanks, though. Just don't have the life experience.
- Tim Cramblin -
Duvet Family Reunion, Season: 2, Ep: 3meme it
I am harsh. I realize that now. It took a weird little kid with a shitty joke I never heard, but I'm gonna be a better man. I love you so much.
- Tim Cramblin -
Duvet Family Reunion, Season: 2, Ep: 3meme it
Whoa. What the... That was a little harsh. And I know, because I used to be harsh myself. But I'm not anymore. I'll go talk to him, gang. Good game, everybody. That's fun.
- Tim Cramblin -
Duvet Family Reunion, Season: 2, Ep: 3meme it
I mean, like, 15 years ago, you know, I'm behind the waffle iron, and, like, he's just, like, right behind me, like, "Waffle's undercooked, Sam." "Waffle's overcooked, Sam." I mean, I just can't focus. So I finally am just like, you know, I walked out of there. I just, like, left, and then, like, before I left, like, I turned my back and, like, I looked back, I was like, "Happy Mothers' Day, you mothers."
- Sam Duvet -
Duvet Family Reunion, Season: 2, Ep: 3meme it
Hey, so... I know we didn't get a lot of time to talk earlier, and I hate how we got off on the wrong foot, but are you talking shit behind my back?
- Shannon Coyne -
Duvet Family Reunion, Season: 2, Ep: 3meme it
I may have said that a fly landed on your potato salad and the fly complained it was bland. Then he flew away, got some salt, used the salt on the potato salad, so it tasted good to him. But I now realize that... although the joke was very clever, it was also harsh.
- Tim Cramblin -
Duvet Family Reunion, Season: 2, Ep: 3meme it
Sweet of you to say, but I'm pretty sure it's 'cause he knew I was gonna be a big, giant asshole.
- Tim Cramblin -
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Duvet Family Reunion, Season: 2, Ep: 3meme it
I'll be god-damned. I thought I made that shit up. Whoopsie-daisy. That ain't apple juice; that's Hennessy right there. Taste pretty good though.
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Duvet Family Reunion, Season: 2, Ep: 3meme it
Yeah, I mean, you only get abs like that if you do crack.
- Sam Duvet -
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Duvet Family Reunion, Season: 2, Ep: 3meme it
You look good. Name me one fat crackhead.
- Sam Duvet -
Duvet Family Reunion, Season: 2, Ep: 3meme it
Lou Dobbs. (Yeah, no, that's one.) Lou Dobbs is a fat crackhead.
- Tim Cramblin -
Duvet Family Reunion, Season: 2, Ep: 3meme it
I'm not harsh anymore, but getting up there and singing, that's a nuts move.
- Tim Cramblin
