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Dream Cruise, Season: 1, Ep: 8meme it
Well, somebody pinch me 'cause I am definitely dreaming down here at the Dream Cruise. So many fun people, so many great cars all driving up and down the street like they do here every year. So much fun. Not much else is happening, just people driving up and down the street...
- Harvey Bart
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Dream Cruise, Season: 1, Ep: 8meme it
We're gonna cut you off right there. Thanks, Harvey. Later in the hour celebrity chef Margaret Peretti will join us to show us how to make some fun '50s-inspired dishes as well as apologize for her now-infamous anti-Semitic rant from last week.
- Nadine -
Dream Cruise, Season: 1, Ep: 8meme it
We watch you all the time. Not... not like in a stalker way 'cause, you know...Not like a person who's, like, obsessed.
- Sam Duvet -
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Dream Cruise, Season: 1, Ep: 8meme it
Well, it seems like everywhere you go these days, you see T-shirts with Detroit slogans on them.
- Tim Cramblin -
Dream Cruise, Season: 1, Ep: 8meme it
You may be familiar with "Detroit vs. Everybody." - Just the best. - And "Detroit Hustles Harder." - You can't beat it.
- Sam Duvet - Tim Cramblin -
Dream Cruise, Season: 1, Ep: 8meme it
You sure can't, which is why we're proud to present to you our very own T-shirt, "De-two-roit."
- Sam Duvet -
Dream Cruise, Season: 1, Ep: 8meme it
Then why are you dressed like a Pink Lady? Are you going to the Woodward Dream Cruise?
- Tim Cramblin -
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Dream Cruise, Season: 1, Ep: 8meme it
Lea, insurance is for suckers and for chumps. Everybody knows that.
- Sam Duvet -
Dream Cruise, Season: 1, Ep: 8meme it
Lea, if we had that much money, this place would be wall-to-wall pinball machines.
- Tim Cramblin -
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Dream Cruise, Season: 1, Ep: 8meme it
I worked here 30 years. Your dad hired me, and I stand with Lea. If you lose her, you lose me.
- Wallace -
Dream Cruise, Season: 1, Ep: 8meme it
If you're in the market for a cool T-shirt a "De-two-roit" one couldn't hurt
- Tommy Pencils -
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Dream Cruise, Season: 1, Ep: 8meme it
We guarantee our wigs are no longer made from hair off dead bodies.
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Dream Cruise, Season: 1, Ep: 8meme it
Who's the monster? Me for shaving the hair off corpses or the rest of the world for burying that silky hair underground where no one can use it?
- Rhonda Devereux -
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Dream Cruise, Season: 1, Ep: 8meme it
I was supposed to marry Shane Battier. I'm not supposed to be scalping skunks.
- Rhonda Devereux -
Dream Cruise, Season: 1, Ep: 8meme it
I don't think you're ever supposed to scalp a skunk.
- Sam Duvet -
Dream Cruise, Season: 1, Ep: 8meme it
Yeah, and it's not an either/or between scalping a skunk and marrying Shane Battier.
- Tim Cramblin -
Dream Cruise, Season: 1, Ep: 8meme it
Yeah, man, this might actually be one of our worst years ever...on the books.
- Cash for Copper Carl -
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Dream Cruise, Season: 1, Ep: 8meme it
Sam, we have to go to that improv place so you can shout out suggestions.
- Tim Cramblin -
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Dream Cruise, Season: 1, Ep: 8meme it
Oh, no, these aren't stupid, and they're for sale.
- Tim Cramblin -
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Dream Cruise, Season: 1, Ep: 8meme it
Just go out with a nice man. Why do they all have to be rebels?
- Tim Cramblin -
Dream Cruise, Season: 1, Ep: 8meme it
Have you been injured or wronged? Convicted of DUI? Accused of murder or had murder attempted onto you? Call me, Roz Chunks, and remember, I'm not just a lawyer. I'm a mama.
- Roz Chunks -
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Dream Cruise, Season: 1, Ep: 8meme it
Well, you raise 'em from a pup, they grow up to be a dog. You know, what can you do?
- Roz Chunks -
Dream Cruise, Season: 1, Ep: 8meme it
I really would love to help you. You know that. I just...I don't have the money. See, my kid just learned how to masturbate, so you know what that means.
- Roz Chunks -
Dream Cruise, Season: 1, Ep: 8meme it
Well, long story short, he got sent home from camp for being "disruptive," as the nuns put it.
- Roz Chunks -
Dream Cruise, Season: 1, Ep: 8meme it
I don't want to discourage him or, like, shame him, make him think he's doing, like, a bad thing, you know. It's just the way he does it. It's wrong. You know, it's just, like, the dead-eye stare and his little shuffling feet... yelling when he busts.
- Roz Chunks -
Dream Cruise, Season: 1, Ep: 8meme it
He's already gone through all of his soccer socks, moved on to shin pads.
- Roz Chunks -
Dream Cruise, Season: 1, Ep: 8meme it
Anyway, little tugger got ahold of my credit card and signed up for some pretty expensive pay-to-play sites, and I didn't... you know, I didn't say anything at first 'cause it was all that, like...It was granny fanny kind of stuff, and his gram-gram had just passed...
- Roz Chunks -
Dream Cruise, Season: 1, Ep: 8meme it
Yeah, well, if it was the cartoon stuff, I'd understand, right? 'Cause that's for kids, you know. You got, like, a jacked Ned Flanders just reaming Marge Simpson... Or like... Or like Bart doing Lisa with a huge drippin' hog.
- Roz Chunks -
Dream Cruise, Season: 1, Ep: 8meme it
It's funny 'cause, like, you know it's incest, but it's okay 'cause they're cartoons, right?
- Roz Chunks -
Dream Cruise, Season: 1, Ep: 8meme it
Groundskeeper Willie's always in there somewhere. He's got... he's got a pretty nice piece too. Who else? Who else?
- Roz Chunks -
Dream Cruise, Season: 1, Ep: 8meme it
Sure, yeah, Milhouse. Glasses, ripped shirt, huge dripping hog, blue pubes everywhere. Yup.
- Roz Chunks -
Dream Cruise, Season: 1, Ep: 8meme it
It ain't for fashion, buddy. I'm gonna bust a nut in this.
- Roz Chunks and Eddie Champagne's Son -
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Dream Cruise, Season: 1, Ep: 8meme it
Ouch! You scratched my neck, man! That's assault!
- Tim Cramblin -
Dream Cruise, Season: 1, Ep: 8meme it
Well, that's it. We failed. Lea's gonna quit, and the only T-shirt we sold is now a little bully's nut rag. Go ahead, Sam. Try and cheer me up.
- Tim Cramblin -
Dream Cruise, Season: 1, Ep: 8meme it
No can do, my number one pal. We chunked it, and we chunked it hard.
- Sam Duvet -
Dream Cruise, Season: 1, Ep: 8meme it
Get... out of here, man! - Get out of here, man. What are you still doing here? - I'm done with it! - Don't make me say it again. It's gonna get ugly. - Go!
- Tim Cramblin - Sam Duvet -
Dream Cruise, Season: 1, Ep: 8meme it
You know, I'm really glad we got insurance. I haven't been to the doctor in ten years. Not since Spuds MacKenzie bit me at Autorama.
- Tim Cramblin -
Dream Cruise, Season: 1, Ep: 8meme it
I hope the doctor's hot like Terry Bradshaw.
- Sheila Portnadi -
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Dream Cruise, Season: 1, Ep: 8meme it
I'd rather not answer that. Thank you, though.
- Tim Cramblin -
Dream Cruise, Season: 1, Ep: 8meme it
Well, you have mustard on your shirt, and frankly, your burps reek of hotdogs.
- Dr. Kozak -
Dream Cruise, Season: 1, Ep: 8meme it
I had a hotdog bowl earlier today. Yes, I did.
- Tim Cramblin -
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Dream Cruise, Season: 1, Ep: 8meme it
It's like a burrito bowl, but it's chopped-up hotdogs in a big old bread bowl.
- Tim Cramblin -
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Dream Cruise, Season: 1, Ep: 8meme it
You're telling me! My parents would kill me. Now, let's do this. Where are the stirrups? I can't have a baby! I'm a dancer!
- Sheila Portnadi
