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Devereux Wigs, Season: 1, Ep: 4meme it
"Devereux Wigs. We guarantee our wigs aren't made from hair off dead bodies."
- Narrator
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Devereux Wigs, Season: 1, Ep: 4meme it
Advertising 101. Answer the question before they ask it.
- Tim Cramblin -
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Devereux Wigs, Season: 1, Ep: 4meme it
These are all the suits I wore back in my Motown days. Got married in that one. Got divorced in that one, same day. This one, Motown 25. This one, Tom Green pranked me in, made me eat goo.
- Freddie Motown Brown -
Devereux Wigs, Season: 1, Ep: 4meme it
You know what? There's a really great story how I came up with the idea of "Ocean of Tears," and I love telling it. Not enough people hear it. Y'all want to hear it?
- Freddie Motown Brown -
Devereux Wigs, Season: 1, Ep: 4meme it
I'm thinking to myself, just out of nowhere, "What...if a man cried so much, he cried and made an ocean of tears?"
- Freddie Motown Brown -
Devereux Wigs, Season: 1, Ep: 4meme it
You know, then I was imagining an ocean. You got fish. You got shark. You got whales. You got shrimp and scuba men, but, you know, they're not swimming in ocean water. No, no! They're swimming in an ocean of...(Tears! We get it!) Exactly! Tears.
- Freddie Motown Brown -
Devereux Wigs, Season: 1, Ep: 4meme it
It's not a very good story, Freddie. - It's not great.
- Tim Cramblin - Sam Duvet -
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Devereux Wigs, Season: 1, Ep: 4meme it
I changed my mind! I'm gonna do your commercial.
- Freddie Motown Brown -
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Devereux Wigs, Season: 1, Ep: 4meme it
What do you.. how, what? How'd I erase them? I went in the computer. I hacked into it, and I erased them all, just like Dr. Robot does.
- Tim Cramblin -
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Devereux Wigs, Season: 1, Ep: 4meme it
We want to apologize for Tim's behavior. We assure you, this has never happened before, and it will never happen again.
- Lea -
Devereux Wigs, Season: 1, Ep: 4meme it
I won't make a sign with the words "dick," "pussy," or "shit." Please print legibly.
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Devereux Wigs, Season: 1, Ep: 4meme it
Wait a minute. What if my name was Dick Pussy?
- Tim Cramblin -
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Devereux Wigs, Season: 1, Ep: 4meme it
Should've checked the heads. - Should've checked the heads.
- Sam Duvet - Tim Cramblin -
Devereux Wigs, Season: 1, Ep: 4meme it
Tanya, I have to ask you. Are you wearing a wig?
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