This week’s Chump of the Week is Paramount Global, parent company of CBS, for canceling The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, a decision so short-sighted it makes dial-up internet look futuristic. Colbert spent years being one of the few voices in late night that could roast the news, skewer hypocrisy, and still tuck us in with a grin. He was sharp, thoughtful, and somehow managed to stay funny without needing a soundboard of fart noises. What's the plan now? More spinoffs and reruns of NCIS until the sun explodes? Colbert was the last grown-up in the room and now the room’s just echoing with bad decisions and obedience. Paramount Global, for mistaking actual intelligence for outdated programming, you are my Chump of the Week.